Holy shit I'm updating my blog.
That's my resolution for this decade actually, become a proper blogger.
So how else to fulfill that than to start 2010 with a special edition of The Bob Awards - The Noughties.
Musical Artist of the Decade.
The Daily Mail (UK) voted Chasing Cars as the song of the decade, so they deserve to be here.
The first and only American Idol winner that people actually know and remember.
Why bother asking? There's not been a single year this decade (I think) that they don't have a song at the Top 10 of the Billboard Top 100.
Worst Musical Artist of the Decade
Err, I admit, I liked Lovebug. But that's the only good thing about them I can think of. They'll be like Hanson, who disappeared when they grew pubes and cracked their voice.
With the rate of his lyrics, I wonder when he's going to sing about f**king blind girls in their eyes.
Pinch your nose with your fingers, start singing, and you are on your way to imitating their sound.
To quote Harith Iskandar from the movie Talentime: "Mom, this Paris Hilton, what does she actually do?".
Album of the Decade
I haven't heard a single song from this album, or this guy, but with an album name like that, how could he not win?
TV Show of The Decade
(I'm not putting Friends here cause they ended too early in the decade. Sorry)
Two and a Half-Men
Charlie Sheen plus another guy and a kid who are really funny and you get a gem of a show.
Quote - Alan Harper: We're leaving at 7 tomorrow.
Charlie Harper: AM?!
Alan: No, Degrees.
How I Met Your Mother
Nail Patrick Harris, for being Barney
Quote - Barney: Mean are not supposed to was dishes. They're supposed to get their wives to have sex
with them all the time. That's what Gandhi taught us.
Ted: I don't think you know who Gandhi is
Nobody who reads this blog (since your from Malaysia), will know and bother to get to know this frankly brilliant BBC show, so I'll just skip the explanation.
The show in which the presenters were voted to have the best job in the world.
All they do is drive a Ferrari around at high speed, explode a caravan and make fun of other people. Awesome.
Worst TV Show
Everything from MTV, a.k.a. The Hills to that Super-Sweet Sixteen rubbish.
Character of the Decade
Shrek (who came very close to winning)
Hermione Granger (For being smart, loyal, and every nerds wet dream)
Luna Lovegood (For being everything that a book needs, a weirdo)
The Tenth Doctor (From Doctor Who. I won't bother explaining)
When people talk about the 80's, they think of Darth Vader. When they think of the Noughties, they'll think of the-Johnny-Depp-is-awesome-as Captain Jack
Worst Character of the Decade
Anakin Skywalker (Yes, my favorite space opera has two characters that I despise)
Anyone from the Twilight movies.
Best Movie of the Decade.
Denzel Washington and Clive Owen argue about a bank robbery, means it's brilliant.
Kicking Hollywood's arse.
HRM's best agent's best movie
Are you really surprised?
The Dark Knight
But, truthfully, I enjoyed Gary Oldman as Comissioner Gordon even more than Heath Ledger as the Joker. Heck, my mom, who dislikes this genre of movies, likes it too.
Worst Movies of the Decade
Aliens VS Predator 1
Aliens VS Predator 2
They all suck.
Actor of the Decade (Film & TV)
Who can beat this marvelous man's simply awesome method acting?
Awesome as Commisioner Gordon and Sirius Black
Severus Snape, the grumpy boss from Love Actually. He stole the scenes he was in.
Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men
Neil Patrick Harris
Okay, I'm fed up. Doctor who started in 1963, and every few years, the actor who plays the main character, The Doctor, changes. To sum up how awesome Tenant was as the Doctor, in his very first season as the Doctor in 2006, he won the The Best Doctor Poll by the Daily Telegraph. He beat favorite Tom Baker, who was the Doctor for 4 years and the winner of the 1999 poll. For god's sake, go watch it.
On a personal note, Tennant just left the role as the Doctor, and I say goodbye to him with the fondest of memories and the best of good wishes. Here's hoping that his replacement, Matt Smith, get's as good a run as Tennant.
Actress of the Decade
Just that awesome role in Mamma Mia is enough
Dame Helen Mirren
Why should I explain?
She's the only actress from the Harry Potter movies who has been consistently brilliant
Worst Actor of the Decade
"Change. Yes We Can!"
What the hell has changed, Mr President?
Worst Actress of the Decade
Sex Tapes of the Decade
It brought her to the attention of millions.
Chua Soi Lek
This guy had a sex tape, but yet can still win MCA presidency. Best Porn Star in the world.
Websites of the decade
I can watch shows illegally XD
My mom's on it. Nuff' said
Great Things of the Decade
Book to movies: Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings have led the 'wireless' generation to opening books for fun.
Association Football: It's become a lifestyle, rather than a sport people like.
Apple: The iPhone, iTunes and iPod. Here's a joke. Apple is coming out with the iBoob. It's because women complain that men stare at their breasts without listening.
Nvidia: The bloody company became the most profitable company for 2008. What does it do? Sell graphic cards. Go figure.
Horrible Things of the Decade
Hollywood Overdoing It: Miley Cyrus to play Super Girl. Yuck
Disney buys Marvel: Wolverine, the Disney Character.
Twitter: We can barely talk properly, now you want us to type in 140 characters or less? How stupid is that?
Positive Deaths of the Decade:
MG Rover: One of the most horrible car companies in the world goes Kaput.
WWE: It's back to just being watched by rednecks now.
Negative Deaths of the Decade
Michael Jackson: Now everybody just listens to Pitbull.
So that's the Bob Awards of the Decade. The Bob Awards for the year 2009 will be up in April
Happy New Decade. Take care of each other.